Airborne jump school

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could expect from jump school. "Well", he said, "it's three weeks long." "What else" , I asked. "The first week they separate the men from the boys", he said. "The second week , they separate the men from the fools." "And the third week?" I asked. "The third week, the fools jump".